Sort of funny:

Light annoys neighbor

Two feuding residents in the (address removed) have brought the spotlight of law enforcement upon themselves.

John XXXXXX told deputies early Sunday that before sunrise his neighbor "had set up a light with the intent to harass him," according to a report from the County Sheriff's Department. "The light was a large yard light which was aimed at (XXXXXX's) home."

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Sadly, it seems our area is too urban to have much humour in the police blotters. I found, in the past two months, most of the reports involve drugs and the crimes folks commit to buy them or under the influence of...arrgghh.