So while we await a report from our friends overseas:

Drunken Squid Verses

When the Giant Squid's drained his final jar,
You'll find him clinging to the bar,
With wheel adrift, sheets to the wind,
He'll need a tow back home again. (C. Noble)

He hugs the lassies and the keep,
The tables, housecat, beds and sheets,
The bar, the bottles, and the door,
And the air is filled with Drunk Squid Roar. (Amos)

The poor ol' squid's had too much booze,
The cheese and onions are a churning ooze;
As he raises his mugs for a final drink,
A giant belch fills the pub with ink! (C. Noble)

The Colossal Squid was the last come by,
He never drank but he said he'd try;
He drank so much of the ale and stout,
They had to close the pub and heave 'im out! (C. Noble)

Cheerily,
Charley Noble