What a silly man you are, Amos! What I was suggesting is that it would be quite difficult to have sex with another person WHILE paddling through the waves in a kayak. But you knew that. You're just being bloody obstinate. Pretending to be stupider than you are.

I find this insulting. I am offended. I demand that you issue a groveling apology forthwith. Or else send money. ;-) I think $1,000 would be sufficient to smooth my ruffled feelings.