So let me get this straight.(!) If I watch a woman's chest I will be getting as much exercise as a 30 minute aerobic workout. Does this count outrunning her SO?

Actually I prefer the hours of exercise that could occur if she smiles at me when I look.

And what about the women I see while I am working out? Does this double the effect of the workout? Can I do a thirty minute aerobic workout at the gym and chalk it up as an hour?

There is only one way to find out. We will have to conduct our own experiment to confirm the report. Half of us will have to go on looking and the other half has to quit. Being as how I am proposing the experiment I get to be a looker. Now we need volunteers for lookers and non lookers.