Julius Caeser drinking Gin (parlez vous)
Julius Caeser drinking Gin (parlez vous)
Julius Caeser drinking Gin, opened his mouth and the fart flew in
Inky Pink parlez vous

The fart went rolling down his spine (parlez vous)
The fart went rolling down his spine (parlez vous)
The fart went rolling down his spine, knocked his bollox out of line
Inky pinky parlez vous

As above - I know there's more but cannot remember.