Cereal Killer or Serial Liquor (I haven't figured out which yet)

Take 'em all
Seinfeld and his lucky charms
Friends, Ellen - I am not Mad About You
"Silly rabbit sitcoms are the skids"
and all the rest of the prime time
got to syndicated hell
Flakes
put them in a bowl and just add
a Dairy Coucil public servant
annoucing
"I won't always look like this cause I'm drinking"
HEAVILY
and when they are soggy the Madison Ave hypies won't bite anymore
even K-E- double L- O- double good won't eat them
And neither will Mikey cause he hates everything.

I do everything my Rice Krispies tell me to do.
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