I can see the whole salvation of the poor old human race
In the bath! In the bath!
Let the leaders of the world all meet together face to face
In the bath! In the bath!
There's room for Ike and Khruschev and all those other chaps,
Macmillan, Viscount Monty -- then we'll have peace, perhaps,
Provided Swann & Flanders get the end without the taps,
In the bath! In the bath!

The task of updating the names of the personages mentioned is left to this company. As for me, I'll be happy to supply fluffy towels & Sam Adams.