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Thread #120450   Message #2691040
Posted By: Alice
31-Jul-09 - 10:17 AM
Thread Name: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
Subject: RE: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
Officers escorted a bartender back to her car after a male patron creeped her out.

Two males were given MIP's after they were seen fighting on the front lawn of a house.

Someone at an apartment complex on 22nd Avenue called police about garbage that was being illegally left in the dumpsters there.

* A caller asked police about a church he heard about called "The THC Ministry," wondering if they were legally allowed to grow pot.

A skunk was trapped in a dumpster behind the old Humane Society. A ramp was created with boards to help the skunk climb out.

Police advised a woman with a rockchuck living under the hood of her car that turning the hose on it would get the critter to move along.