Yeah, he's "profound", all right... ;-) The trouble with Chongo is, he's way too honest to get elected. I have to teach him more about saying what the people want to hear than what he really thinks for gosh sakes!, and then get him some good speech writers. It'll be a really tough makeover to get Chongo to a place where he can appeal to Middle America and break out of the narrow species-defined image that's holding him back. Really tough. We're talkin' Olympic-level tough here. We're talking putting an 18-wheeler through the eye of a needle. Making Madonna acceptable to the Ayatollah. Getting Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden to sit down and have a beer together. Convincing Bearded Bruce and Doug R that a massive input of socialism is what America really needs.

TOUGH!!!

Maybe I should call up Karl Rove and see if he has some ideas on what could be done?