Yo, WAV - way to spam Bob Pegg's myspace page! Actually, most myspace comments these days tend to be spam so you're well in there, Bonny Lad! I still try and find something to say about the actual page I'm visiting rather than myself... You know - the personal touch rather than relentless spamming and self-promotion...

One day I went to the re-Imagined Village pub, a clog-dancer for to score;
I was gazing mellow at the willow-licked stream - when that lass she hit the floor!
My heart it lifted heavenward, her nimble clog-work for to see -
But more heavenly yet was the bounce of her chest,
So I reached for me Stottie and Mead and Chips and All,
Stottie and Mead and Chips and All!

Er - you want spam with that, WAV?

Meanwhile - off to Tyneside tomorrow for a family jaunt; hopefully we'll make it to the re-Imagined Village Flee Market held on the platforms Tynemouth Metro Station where I'll be wearing my stylised Triple Hare pendant as a talisman to aid me in the search for choice gew-gaws of folkloric significance...