Rochester (NH) Times

Sunday, July 12

1:27 a.m. — On Gagne Street, a lady and gentleman are screaming at each other in the roadway. They tell police they were arguing over their relationship.
9:17 a.m. — A churchgoer notices that the giant sneaker sculpture at GMC Financial has been stolen.
Monday, July 13

12:16 a.m. — Half a dozen people are blasting music on Lafayette Street near Blair Park. That's not Blare Park, folks.
10:43 a.m. — A D'Amours Avenue lady reports someone has been posting things about her on the Internet.
12:33 p.m. — A man peering through binoculars at the Common arouses suspicion, but he is just killing time waiting on a prescription.
4:22 p.m. — At the station, a woman reports that she fears the person to whom she lent a log splitter has sold it.
8:20 p.m. — A Lafayette Street man says his brother is drunk and making a fool of himself.
10:16 p.m. — Men from Congress and from Myrtle into noisy battle hurtle; lance and mace and sword they tether, and clash by bashing chests together.
Tuesday, July 14

1:37 a.m. — A man sings at the top of his voice in Care Pharmacy parking lot.
8:14 a.m. — A lawn ornament in the form of a black, white and red jockey has galloped away from Trade Wind Lane
Wednesday, July 15

7:08 p.m. — Two ladies on Lafayette Street are missing their cats and think they see them in an apartment window. They would like help to get them back.
9:12 p.m. — After a co-ed fight on Academy Street a tattooed, shirtless man in shorts heads out.
Thursday, July 16

6:58 p.m. — Back at the Babe Ruth field, two 4-wheelers are roaring around at great speed and causing disruption.
Friday, July 17

1:25 a.m. — A man, allegedly drunk, bicycles down River Street.
5:40 a.m. — Noisemakers, possibly honing chest bashing skills, are warned on Congress Street.
9:15 p.m. — An East Rochester man makes a flurry of 911 calls, peppered with swear words, about punks milling outside.
11:19 p.m. — On Lafayette, two ladies fight, one is black and one is white; and while the air is turning blue, a little boy gets caught up, too.
Saturday, July 18

2:57 p.m. — On North Main Street a neighbor blasting a TV reacts to stomping by stomping back. Police give him a warning
Sunday, July 19
6:12 p.m. — A man at the Bank of America ATM says the man behind him was honking and waving a pipe — and not a peace pipe.
Monday, July 20

12:06 a.m. — A man who borrowed a bike to go to Cumby's on Knight Street emerges to find it gone.
3:48 p.m. — On Walnut Street, a man with the obligatory no shirt talks to himself and then beats up on a Foster's machine. Hey!
8:56 p.m. — It is reported that a man is driving very slowly and stopping at green lights. Now he is driving in circles in the Lilac Mall parking lot. Police find he is neither drunk, nor geographically challenged — just very elderly.