Calm down Bert. Those are the lyrics we forget and have to look up. We're talking about the crappy ones that stick:
"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun" written by none other than Barry Manilow

OOOOHHHH Mandy, you came and you stayed without tayayaking and I sent you away..." written originally to his dog Brandy.