Seeing that this thread is clearly no longer about Sidmouth, can anyone suggest an objective means of ranking posters by tendentiousness?

If computers can calculate a fog index for a text, would it be possible to similarly parse, say, for disproportionate use of block capitals, question and exclamation marks, the words 'English', 'you' and 'I'.

Other suggestions welcome.

Sorry to have missed you at the Volly, SurreySinger - just didn't manage to get there.