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Atheist, Baptist or Dago
Don't get to ride in my Winnebago,
When we all get called up to Beyond!       ♫
Perihelion, doom or Rapture
My RV you'll never capture,
In my captain's chair as I roll on.
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Pearly Gates don't allow no snarking,
They've got lots of outsize parking
For when we all get called, up to Beyond!
Got TV, I won't get snotty,
Eight-track tapes and a porta-potty
It will be a breeze when I move on!
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Call me when you need me, Jesus
Call me when the whole world freezes
In my Winnebago, I'll be there!
Sound the trump, and blow the chofer                ♫
Give me a sec to start my motor!
My RV and me are moving on!! ♫ ♫      ♫