I'm not just "bad tempered", I'm incandescent that H Jones (who wasn't at the FAF launch) continues to bleat that "it didn't get to the point quickly enough", alongside inexplicable, quite embarrassing, backing for that galumphing hoofer S Harris who walked out after a few minutes because they weren't doing the Notty Swing.

Both these know-alls would have done it "differently". We know that because they just can't stop saying so, sneeringly. Sounds a bit like the IMG telling the SWP that they got one word wrong in their sit-in manifesto. But it's far worse than that. It's personal abuse towards an experienced festival director and to one of our foremost and best-loved artists. Why, I wonder? Cos they're "girls"?

Perhaps you should have had the idea of setting up such an organisation first, and actually done it. I wonder if you'd have attracted 4,000+ recruits in the space of four weeks?