Ok ... I told myself I wasn't going to post to this thread because it REALLY has nothing to do with music ... now you've forced me to relate my best breast/brazzer story ...

I had decided I wanted to try contacts and chose some that were tinted green. They looked great with my hair and skin but I was having a hell of a time getting used to them.

Farther along in the day, they were bothering me so much I started to take them out and put them in their little case, and I lost one. I literally crawled around the floor, at my office, looking for this little green piece of round plastic. I didn't find it ... plopped my glasses back on my nose ... and didn't think about it too much the rest of the day.

That evening, when I arrived home, I puttered around a bit and decided to take a tubby. I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror, sans glasses, taking off my brazzer. I looked down and there was this horrible green slimy sore covering my left nipple. I panicked and put my glasses back on ... it was my missing green contact.

moonchild