Good grief, Ebbie; what sort of person are you? How can you defend the practice of shoving a barbed hook up a poor little defenseless creatures arse?!!!

(Now watch someone actually take that as a serious response).

Gulliver reminds me way too much of someone who wrote into our local paper years ago, branding all hunters as very sick people, and ending with "I hope they all shoot themselves and die in pools of their own blood".