That's the last time I take advice from you..

Sorry, I should have made that clearer. By pussies I meant c*nts rather than c*ts, though if you'd followed the picture link all would have been made clear. I could have said fanny of course, but in America the word means something very different indeed - hence the look of mute bafflement on a hitherto belligerent London bus-driver's face when an old American girlfriend told him to go kiss my fanny.

Apparantly Zappa's Over-Nite Sensation refers to the practise of using a grapefruit for the purposes of masturbation. Any other strange accessories out there in the taboo realms of wanklore?