You better believe it Morty ol' mate!!!

To explain, there was a musical toothbrush that played a hideous tune, words posted previously, in a tinny, nasal whine when you pressed the button. Supposed to encourage children to brush teeth, it was later withdrawn because the changeable heads fell off too easily. She bought this as a torture for the family and went away sniggering.

On a communal camping trip to Hastings, Phoebe (aka spawn of satan) took the said toothbrush with her, and after a disturbed night (thanks to a noisy element laughing and shouting at 2.00am despite please to shut the f**k up), Phoebe decided she liked the sound of this toothbrush. It sang almost continuously for 35 minutes, by which time, honour was satisfied and the noisier ones were well cheesed off. Nothing helps a hangover like a singing toothbrush..... Once learned, the tune goes round like squirrels in the mating season.....!

LTS