Spaw - I'm sitting here laughing like a drain, luckily none of my extended family is in the room with me 'cause I'm not sure they would really get the humour, particularly He Who Walks On Water, AKA the Grandson, aged 8. I'm wondering if you're giving the Cap'n ideas here - now THERE'S a picture that will send Becca72 into five more years of therapy, at least.

Gnu - I know it's artery clogging, which is why it's a very occasional treat. I'll be back to eating relatively sensibly when I get back to Maine, but I'm on me 'olidays right now so have cut loose a bit.

I'm travelling back to Shepperton today, by way of Southampton, where I lose the car to my friends who use it when I'm in Maine, and spend the rest of the trip with my son and granddaughter, who also Walks On Water!