There's a guy at my office who is always groaning and grunting while he stretches (I guess he's stretching.) It wouldn't be so bad if he hadn't brought a porn virus in on the system. Beady little eyes. You can serve up a pleasantry and he will stare at you until you speak again. He burps, too. No small talk except to ask you about your clients and their business. Kisses ass like a hoover sucks up dust. Sometimes he just ejaculates foul words out of nowhere when all else is quiet.