That's pretty funny Moonchild. It reminds me of the time I put on a pair of tights (leotards/leggings). I looked down at my knee and saw it was all swollen. I thought to myself.....this is odd, I don't remember injuring my knee?
I actually got kind of scared thinking maybe I had a serious tumour or something until I realized it was a pair of rolled up socks that got caught in there while I was pulling my tights on.

BB