Bonnie ... that's funny!I like to wear shoulder pads with some clothes and I a couple pairs of the foam pads that are supposed to "stay-put."
I had donned a pair one day for work and was sitting at my desk working away, when I looked down and noticed my left breast was quite swollen. I looked at the right one and it was normal size. I panicked and was about to call my doctor, when I felt it to see if it was sore and realized it was my shoulder pad, which had slipped off my shoulder and wended it's way downward.
moonchild