One hen
A couple of ducks
Three Brown Bears
Four Running Hares
Five Fat Females Fixing for a Fight
Six corpulent porpoises
Seven Thousand Macedonian Warriors in Full Battle Array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
Nine sympathetic diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked tendency toward procrastination and sloth
Ten fig pluckers plucking figs; I'm not the fig plucker nor the fig plucker's son but I can pluck figs as well as anyone can.