The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #23936   Message #270590
Posted By: Max
02-Aug-00 - 06:03 PM
Thread Name: BS: Why's Mudcat so slow!?
Subject: RE: BS: Why's Mudcat so slow!?
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Vol. 17 - Page 72 - Item 4
Onstage Media, Inc. Rules and Policies
Onstage Computer Naming Policy

He or she who builds it, names it.

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That is an excerpt from our Corporate Bible here at Onstage. It means that whoever orders or builds or reformats or has to do the work into making that computer awake and functional gets to name it. I've named at least 80% of the boxes here so far. One is being born in the next couple of days and Elf Greg gets to name it. Jah is God... like me. Loki is like a God of Chaos. Shorty is short. Charlie is tall. We also have a Roady, Matilda, Sleek, Marley, Mahler, Leela, Leon, Luxboo, Bertha, Bodhi and various others that aren't very interesting.