The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2707845
Posted By: Little Hawk
25-Aug-09 - 12:27 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Just lie down on the table here, Amos. There. Nice and comfy?    (Click!)(Clank!) (the sound of the manacles being secured)

Now we will start the pendulum. Ka-chink!

Creakkkk...........Creakkkk..........Creakkkk............

In a few hours, Amos, you will discover what it is like to live in two realities at once, a bifurcated existence...try to enjoy watching the pendulum's hynotic motion as the blade ever so sloooooowly descends toward your solar plexus.