I've just advised people to ignore postings by Sam and similar, but his latest is just too funny for words. "The mayor of a town council has been charged with breaking into women's homes and stealing underwear."

I remember Colin Jordan, leader and founder of the British Movement, being convicted for stealing three pairs of women's knickers, all coloured red, from a Tesco store. His defence? It's a frameup. Tesco is a Jewish company.