Nay, nay, you swollen-cheeked hoser!! You cannot dodge your intellectual responsibilities so easily. Your long and windy dissertations on spiritual dynamics and exalted aloofness of Serene Enlightenment will not serve to excuse you from the burdens of your incivility in other quarters, sirrah. You have no justification for painting such pictures, using borrowed tortures, except to own up manfully to temporary insanity, for which, at least your peers can offer compassion and sympathy.

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