I remember this song as a fraternity song at UCLA back in the late 50s-early 60's.

Words were almost exactly the same as most of these verions. 'Crapper' was used instead of 'phone booth'. 'College men' instead of 'college boys' and 'mostly come' instead of 'mostly go'.

I didn't realize that this was an old popular Air Force song since I never heard it in the air force. I had forgotten most of the words until I found this site.

Virtually nobody I know has ever heard of this song.