"As a precaution against swine flu, the government has issued a directive to Morris teams that all hankies must have been laundered and disinfected by an approved source and must be taken from a sterile wrapping immediately before each performance. Anyone found with a bogie on their hanky will be barred from performing for five years."
- theleveller

That's snot funny *LOL*

Charlotte Olivia Robertson (Ms)
extreme disinfected hanky waver