But then again, I can't afford a Kimber 1911 .45 pistol. If anyone wishes to present me with the money to purchase one (around US $900.00 would do nicely) I would reluctantly force myself to accept the gift. I'd even name the gun after the giver.

"Meet my leetle friend, Leetle Hawk."

"Say hello to my friend Stilly River Sage."

"Janie, come out here and say 'Howdy' to this fella."

"YES, goddamnit, my pistol IS named Amos."