True story:

I have to do two Performance Evaluations today. The two came to me and asked "Can we go out to the Range and do it? Sue didn't get to shoot Wednesday because she was at the doctor's and she'd like to try my [Kathy] new target pistol. One of use can shoot while the other is evaluated."

Well, okay.

A couple hours later Sue can in again with Kathy, both laughing. Seems Sue had called her husband to see how he was doing and had mentioned the PEs at the range. His response?

"JESUS! He's gonna do performance evaluations in a remote area on two broads who are packing loading guns??"

So...if you never hear from me again....