Nothing is ever what it may seem.
On Wendy's commercials their restaurants look clean.
In reality they are, sesspools of filth
and should be closed down by Departments of Health.

Dave is smiling, laid back, and never says much.
It's obvious he is completely out of touch.
For if he knew the way they really were run
Management terminations would be priority one.

With cameras in hand, one should visit these franchises
and photograph the evidence and mail to Wendy's Enterprises.
Lawsuits could follow for false advertising,
As their food in reality is non appetizing.

With counter staff acting like they're doing you a favor
and never a "thank you" once your meal's been paid for,
Dave should be taken out and shot,
with refunds to all for what they got.

If this all seems a bit too crass,
then Wendy's and their franchises can kiss my ass.
Dave should be demoted to a short ordercook
where salmonella and ecoli are often mistook
for wholesome fast food served under duress
at another bastien of cleanliness,
Jack In A Box.