"Price is no object", you say??? Zounds! You have just waved the freshly-cooked wiener in front of the Dachshund's nose, my good fellow! We shall put together a much better offer shortly, be assured. We have to go through our database of absolutely idyllic alien worlds and select an offer you simply cannot and will not refuse.

Perhaps "Grand Par-Tee", the garden planet of the well-endowed stewardesses, will better serve your special needs...