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Thread #123284   Message #2716221
Posted By: catspaw49
04-Sep-09 - 12:58 PM
Thread Name: BS: My current favorite joke
Subject: RE: BS: My current favorite joke
After experiencing some serious side effects that can occur, a friend of mine was forced to give up on all of the erectile dysfunction drugs. He decided to try a more natural solution to his problem and went to an herbalist to see if there were something he might do along those lines. The herbal specialist sent him home with an array of naturally grown produce and herbs with printed instructions on what to do on a file card.

Basically he was to finely chop and then caramelize the Vidalia onion in the hormone free butter, then add the pure apple cider vinegar, tomato puree, dill seed, and ground mustard seed. When the mixture had fully blended he let it cool and then made it into a poltice which he applied to his genitals. He was to apply a fresh poltice every 2 hours until he had 4 applications. The herbalist said it would cure the dysfunction for 2 weeks and then he would repeat the process.

My friend was a bit dubious but willing to try and much to his surprise, it worked! After two treatments that month, he went back to the herbalist for more ingredients, not wanting to risk buying "generic" stuff at the local grocery.   Both of them discussed the great success he'd had and the lack of side effects. My friend stated that wasn't entirely true as he had experienced a bit of a problem. The herbalist was concerned and asked what the side effect was.

"Well," said my friend, "Its not really a big deal, but every time I drive past a McDonald's I get a hard-on."


Spaw