If, indeed, anyone has difficulty getting hold of my N&Q article but would like to read it [which I reiterate it would be more seemly and scholarly to do before denouncing its speculations as Steve Gardham does above], then let me have a postal address by PM or email - mgm@keme[dot]co[dot]uk - and I will gladly send you a photocopy. If, having read it, you think it all bollocks, that will be your privilege. But to denounce it as such WITHOUT having read it, as Steve did, I repeat I must regard as both unmannerly and unscholarly.