Put these two up before, reminded by one above: but seem to have vanished - perhaps didn't click on Submit properly; surely too vanilla to have been deleted for any sort of impropriety!:

1. What is the policeman's address? 999 Letsbee Avenue   [for benefit of Across·Pond friends: 999 is our equivt of your 911]

2. What did the copper say to the three-headed burglar? "'Ullo! 'Ullo! 'Ullo!"