Mike Absolom ran a club in the crypt of a church in Bayswater

Yes John Your right. Now why would I go the other side of the river.?

Crypt was dry. So in the break we'd go to the pub across the road.
Did my floor spot just before Alex and left a bottle of orange juice on the stage.

Alex, " What the F*** this?" To embarrassed to collect it.

Chas