Hi, Mom. I'm back. Got back to find my pooter was FRIED!! FRIED!!! by some broke-dick you-know-what driving a dump truck with the bed up until he took out four powerlines and a couple of poles. I lost EVERYTHING!!, even the OS. The power was out for six hours, during which time we were driving back from Logan, UT.

'Twould be best for the chap if I never find out who s/he is. Fortunately, it did not affect Pat's computer, upon which I am posting this.

I shall refrain from discussing the ancestry, habits, intelligence and hygiene of this unwanted, scrofulous, pus-licking, piece of filth who is obviously descended from a line of lizard-screwing, anacephalic, banjo and nose pickers. To do so would be impolite and unforgiving, and I am well known having good bringing up (unlike the driver of the dump truck).