I second the 'nomination' of Zeke Hoskin's wonderful song Hunting The Duck. LOL


And how about Mason Williams's poem (one of "Them Poems") "Them Moose Goosers?"


Or this classic (part of a kids' song set to "Humoresque"):

"... while we're strolling through the park,
goosing statues in the dark,
if Sherman's horse can take it, why can't you?"