Most of my thoughts are spare, but I'll spare a few for you. Some snappy patter, son......


Don't think of the place as a mere horse-spittle. Think of it as a Health Spaw!


Hiring a chimney sweep yearly would've cleaned out the flu.


Will you have to recover the couch before he recovers on the couch? How soon will he be Standing Pat?


I hope you can find some Pat answers, besides "Blowing In The Wind", of course....


Heal, boy, heal! (Obedience school training)


No stranger to Hospital Threads, myself,
The New Crispy Minstrel