Mysterious subjunctification & funny....
"Red Kimono" Peter & Lou Berryman

Poignant & funny...
"Homelessness" P&L B again

Gets better as it gets more outdated & politically incorrect....
"Mad Dogs & Englishmen" by Noel Coward

Nasty funny
"My Object All Sublime" or "I've got a little list" (G&S)

But if you want to appeal to your inner idiot...
"I took my gal to the baseball game" (Trad)