Last week we had our 4th Annual Top of the Mountain Music Mini Fest, accessed by tramway. There were 10 sets of performers for the evening and among them was a 'Bluescast', a political satire.

Among the songs they had us singing was (to the tune of Alouette):

Where is Sarah? Tell me, where is Sarah?
Where is Sarah? Tell me where she is.

Did she quit her governorjob
Yes she quit her governor job
Quit her job, quit her job
Oooooh

Where is Sarah? Tell me, where is Sarah?
Where is Sarah? Tell me where she is.

Is she on a speaking tour
Yes, she's on a speaking tour
Speaking tour, speaking tour, quit her job, quit her job
Ooohh

Where is Sarah? Tell me, where is Sarah?
Where is Sarah? Tell me where she is.

Has she got an author deal?
Yes, she's got an author deal
author deal, author deal, speaking tour, speaking tour, quit her job, quit her job

Oooohh

Where is Sarah? Tell me, where is Sarah?
Where is Sarah? Tell me where she is.

Will she run for president?
Oh, sure, she'll run for president.
President, president, speaking tour, speaking tour, author deal,author deal, quit her job, quit her job

Ooooohhhhhhhhh Oh"

Written by Ed Schoenfeld and Jeff Brown, Juneau, Alaska


And to the tune of Mrs. Robinson:

"Here's to you, Levi Johnston.
There's a place for those who kiss and tell.
We call it hell.
What's up with you, Levi Johnston?
Some say that you will go far.
As a porn star.
So says the Enquirerrrrrr."