Apropos of nothing:

When Bella Lugosi passed away his funeral was very small. He died in almost total poverty. He was buried in his costume from Dracula.
Boris Karloff came to the wake and while viewing the body was heard to say. "Bella, If you are putting me on...?" Then he bowed his head and walked off.

Spaw, if this has all been a large joke, next time I drive through to visit my daughter in Kentucky I'll stop by and shake your hand for I am in the presence of a master. If not. Take a pill and get better.

Don