The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #120903   Message #2726701
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
19-Sep-09 - 01:31 PM
Thread Name: BS: 2nd joke thread of 2009
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd joke thread of 2009
University Safety Committee

Three professors, a mathematician, a physicist, and a biologist,
were assigned to be the safety committee for the destruction of
an old campus building. They watched as workers went in and out
to prepare the building, set the dynamite, etc., so they knew
they needed a plan to ensure everyone was out before they pushed
the button to blow it up.

The three professors agreed that they should lock all the doors
except one, and keep count of everyone going in and out of the
building. After hours on the second to last day, they scoured
the building to ensure no one was left inside, and the next
morning watched as the workers went in and out.

When the time came to blow up the building, two workers went in
to set the fuses, and when they came out, the safety committee
said, everyone would be out and it would be safe to blow up the
building. Except that once the fuses were set, THREE workers
came out!

The physicist says, "We must have miscounted!"

The biologist says, "They must have reproduced when they were in
there!"

And the mathematician says, "Okay, when one more person enters
the building, it will be empty!"