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Thread #120450   Message #2728074
Posted By: Alice
21-Sep-09 - 11:38 AM
Thread Name: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
Subject: RE: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
* Two teenage boys were reportedly sneaking around vehicles parked on North 27th Avenue around midnight. The boys were driving a tan-colored sedan and had left by the time officers arrived.

* A "huge, out of control," party was reported around 1 a.m. at the Hawks Ridge Condos. Officers warned the residents and arrested one partygoer for obstructing an officer.

* * A bear was reported early Saturday morning on the Linear Trail near East Garfield Street. By mid-morning the bear had made its way to South Grand Avenue and West Harrison Street, across from the Story Mansion. When the bear climbed into a tree, Fish and Game wardens were called.

* A resident on Anne Street reported that her neighbor's smoke alarm had been going off and no one was answering the door. Eventually an intoxicated man opened the door, explaining that he had been cooking and had forgotten that the stove was on.

* A woman called and asked if her sons were required to clean-up paintball remains on their neighbor's fence on 16th Avenue. The boys had been shooting paintball guns earlier in the day.
(Why would you have to call police to ask that question?)