There once was a woman
Who had no shame.
She worked in a house
That had no name.
Over the hill come Piss-Pot Pete,
With 20 pounds of swingin' meat.
He knew his job,
He did it fast.
He shoved his balls right up her ass.
All of a sudden she ripped a fart
And blew his fucking balls apart.
Over the hill went Piss-Pot Pete,
With 20 pounds of Shredded Wheat!