Can you imagine anyone marrying Muppett and tying him down to domestic bliss and restricted social circulation? No, of course not!
It's a great shame, but it didn't work out.

Muppett had a short dabble as a pagan husband at Whitby but has now thrown off the shackles and is a free man once more. Thank god for that I say. He is a wonderful free spirit who will be difficult to tie down and that's the reason why we love him to bits. I hope he does find the right woman one day but she might be as rare as rocking horse droppings!

Anyway, he will star again at the comic song contest at The Old Hill Inn, up the hill from Ingleton, on Sunday 4th October (about 1.00pm I believe) so make sure you are there and give this folk hero your full support.