Spaw, I'm not good at the clever insults à la Little Hawk and Amos or twisted enough to match Severn's puns, so I'll just say I'm relieved that you didn't actually "croak" when you "croaked out" breathlessly that you did not feel well.   Really glad you're back among us (even if sparingly for now).   Hope all the fart jokes and other Mudcat wisecracks are lifting your spirits and inspiring your recovery.

And I do hope you're back up in fine farting (and other gastric expulsion) form soon.

Genie