A man is waiting in line at the train station. As he approaches the cashier window he notices that the clerk is a very well endowed young lady with a tight fitting sweater. Eventually it's his turn and the beautiful girl asks, "can I help you sir?", he responds, "oh yes, I would like two pickets to Titsburg please". Immediately aware of his mistake he becomes noticeable red faced. The man behind him in line notices, of course and tries to reassure him..."don't worry pal this happens all the time, it's just a faupax, a mere Fruedian slip, in fact I made a similar mistake yesterday at the breakfast table. I meant to say to my wife.."honey would you please pass the jelly" an instead I said.. "You fuckin' bitch you've ruined my life".....